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My high school was so small we had drivers ed and sex ed in the same car

A blind man with a guide dog was talking to a woman. Suddenly the dog cocked his leg and piddled on the blind man. The man started patting the dog on his head. 'You are kind,' said the woman. 'Most people would be upset.' 'I am,' replied the man. 'I'm just making sure which end is which so I can...

I am finding yeast in short supply. Was thinking of growing a yeast culture for my needs but would like some input and advice from the community. Any takers on giving me advice?

Woman buys a parrot . . .

Been a vegan for one week . . .

What the insurance will cover.

Adding vodka . . .

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Life is short

Think positive

Don't worry

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left home to take care of another matter before she returned. She came home and undressed to take a shower. Before getting...

Meanwhile in Scotland . . .

Like father, like son

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota."Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked...

A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency. The social workers there raised doubts about their suitability. The couple then produced photos of their 50-foot motor home, which was clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social...

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