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    synthetic corks

    You're right! I've buggered up three corkscrews trying to get the damned things out.
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    The claim that Natural Wines without added sulphites cannot cause headaches is challenged by a new study. In a research paper, Sophie Parker-Thomson MW from New Zealand proves that wines to which no sulphur has been added before fermentation contain higher levels of biogenic amines. The best...
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    Dog walkers

    Two men met in the graveyard while walking their dogs. 'Morning,' said the first man. 'No,' said the other man.'Just walking the dog!'
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    Xmas lights
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    Black Friday UK Style
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    An 85 year old man with a 25 year old wife went to see the Doctor for a sperm count check. The Doctor gave him a small jar, saying,'Use this and bring it back tommorrow.' The man came back next day and handed the empty jar to the Doctor. 'What went wrong?' asked the Doctor. 'Well,' said the man...
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    Healing touch

    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as the ball flew towards four men who were playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men and he straight away clasped his groin, fell to the ground and rolled around in agony. The woman rushed over to the man and began to...
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    The teacher at school was trying to wean the children of babytalk.'No more babytalk,' she said. I want you all to use grown-up words from now on. 'James, what did you do this weekend?' 'I went to see my Nana,' he said. 'No,' said the teacher. 'You should say I went to see my Grandma.' Alice...
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    Blonde paint

    A knock came at our back door, there stood a young blonde. 'I'm working my way through college, ' she said. 'I'll do any job you like for 25 dollars.' My wife said 'Get her to paint the porch, you're reluctant to do it.' 'OK,' I said to the girl. 'You'll find some blue paint and a brush in the...
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    Hydrometer headache

    It reminds me of when a labourer was laying some paving slabs outside the laboratory where I worked. A scientist was watching and he said, 'I've been admiring your work. I have to work to an accuracy of 10,000th of an inch.' The labourer grinned at him and said, 'You'd be no good on this job...
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    It's no joke. It does get cold as f**k up there at times! 🥶
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    I was up there last summer, she's right!
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    A drunken priest is pulled over for speeding. Smelling alcohol on the priests breath and noticing a wine bottle on the passenger seat, the traffic cop asks, 'Sir, have you been drinking?' The priest replies, 'Just water.' 'Then tell me,' the policeman asks. 'How is it I can smell wine?' The...
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    It's the way I tell em.
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    A boy came home from school one day looking sorry for himself.' Dad,' he says, 'We had a spelling competition today and I failed on the very first word.' 'That's OK, son,' says his father, 'What was the word?' The son looks miserable, 'Posse,' he replies. His father burst out laughing, 'No...
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    I was in the Supermarket today and there was an Old Lady further along the aisle. 'MyGod!!' said my wife, 'I've never smelt anything like it.' When we got to the checkout we were behind the same lady. She said to the cashier, 'Oh I think I need to go back for something I've forgotten.' I said 'I...
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    That's me
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    Kids today
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    Blind man's bluff