JB1956

SOLUTION: Work for a company that provides the coffee. I only worked at one place in my entire career that did not provide free coffee. :D

Added some of the details. I really wish I was more artistic and knew how to airbrush.

The city moved the sidewalk closer to the road to help alleviate the steepness of the driveway. It was not photoshopped. From Snopes...

The day has come to drag out this old favorite of mine.

I will spare you my longer treatise on all the myriad ways that "going online" and reading "free" news has ruined our society, except to...