A man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary mourner walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't contain his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and they had this exchange:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
"What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
"But who is in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow your dog?"
"Get in line."
The man couldn't contain his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and they had this exchange:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
"What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
"But who is in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow your dog?"
"Get in line."
