Swedish Jokes (The jokes on me) Hey wait a minute!!!

[Rocky]

I believe someone said they knew a Swedish joke which I am and Im still waiting for it!!!!!! Helloooooooooooooo!!!!

Here you go, Wade.

A swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. Soon a norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the load stuck against the ceiling. The norwegian suggested that the swede let the air out of the tires. The swede looked angrily at him, "You moron! The truck is stuck up on top."

 

[Wade E]

Thats a great 1 Rocky!
Here is the one Arne sent me by email

Ole and Lars were looking at a Sears catalog and
admiring the models.

Ole says to Lars, “Haff yew seen da beautiful girls in
dis catalog?”

Lars replies, “Ya, dey are very beautiful. And look at da
price!”

Ole says, with wide eyes, “Wow, dey aren't verra expensive. At
dis

price, I'm buying vun.”

Lars smiles and pats him on the back. “Good
idea! Order vun and if

she's as beautiful as she is in da catalog, I vill get
vun too.”

Three weeks later, Lars asks his friend, “Did yew ever receive da
girl

yew ordered from dat Sears catalog?”


Ole replies...... ”No, but it shouldn't be long now. Her clothes arrived
yesterday!”