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Trying To Save A Friend.



A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a stinking mess and the dishes are still in the sink.
I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my darn pajamas?
I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the heck did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid clown!?"

The guy says:
"Because ... he’s thinking of getting married..."
 
And then they opened a bottle of wine and lived happily ever after?
 

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