Mike shows up for work on Monday with two black eyes.
His buddy asked how he got them.
Mike said at Church. See there was this great big ole lady sitting in front of me. When we stood up to sing the invitational song her dress was stuck up inside her butt cheeks, so I pulled it out for her and she turned around and hit me in my right eye.
Buddy asks well, how did the left one get black?
Mike replied, well I figured she she must have wanted her dress stuck up her crack...so I poked it back in there.....
His buddy asked how he got them.
Mike said at Church. See there was this great big ole lady sitting in front of me. When we stood up to sing the invitational song her dress was stuck up inside her butt cheeks, so I pulled it out for her and she turned around and hit me in my right eye.
Buddy asks well, how did the left one get black?
Mike replied, well I figured she she must have wanted her dress stuck up her crack...so I poked it back in there.....
