Under the table

A man and a woman were out having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table – but the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and tactfully said to the man, "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

The man looked up calmly and said, "No, she didn't... She just walked in!"

The Ashley Madison jokes are quite timely.

Boatboy24 said:

The Ashley Madison jokes are quite timely.

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The biggest joke was the meta-analysis they did on who actually uses the site, based on the data dump. They found that it is mainly men talking to men. The vast majority of women users were "test accounts" started by a relatively few users (employees) and most of the women users did not look at or reply to emails or other overtures.

They need to change their slogan to "Life is short. Especially when the spouse finds out!"