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CheerfulHeart

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I'd like to put G-rated toasts on the back labels of my bottles. Two I plan to use are the famous Irish Blessing and a Spanish toast that translates roughly as "Health, love, wealth and the time to enjoy them." I might also use "Over the teeth, over the gums, look out liver, here it comes!" :b Any other quips, quotes or toasts you would suggest? Subjects might be love, life, or just plain fun. Thanks in advance!
 
Pour deep the rosy wine and drink a toast with me;
Here's to three: Thee, wine and camaraderie!

"I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me."
 
"Champaign for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends."

"May you live respected and die regretted."

"To the greatest ship of all time, friendship!"

"Here is to Eve, mother of all races, who wore fig leaves in the most personal of places.
And here is to Adam, father of us all, who was Johnny on the Spot when the leaves began to fall.

I guess that last one was more PG. Sorry!
 
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