jswordy
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The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers...
Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $100. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a Marine Sergeant Major, from the security detail assigned to the ship, stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass???"
Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $100. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a Marine Sergeant Major, from the security detail assigned to the ship, stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass???"