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Fabiola

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What is a CPA’s best pickup line?
Wow, you have a nice pair of W2s.

How does a CPA say the F-word?
“Trust Me”

What is the definition of an economist?
Someone who didn’t have enough personality to become an accountant.

What is the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you don’t understand.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation.

Why do accountants make great lovers?
They’re great with figures.

Accountants Best Defense:
We’re not boring people. We just get excited over boring things.

What is the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after them.

If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep what does she say?
Darling, tell me about your work.

How do you know you have an unethical CPA?
You hear him on the phone saying, “Sure, Mr. Madoff, I am glad to do that for you.”

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He had a ton of paper work to do. But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t budget. So he decided to work it out with a pencil.

How does an accountant stay out of debt?
He learns to act his wage.

Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter

How do you know your son is going to be a CPA?
When you read him the story of Cinderella and you get to the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden carriage, he asks you “Daddy, is that ordinary income or a capital gain?”:tz
 
LOL, liked it but I'm not showing it to my husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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