Ron0126
30 batches my first year, still learning
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Two friends, Willie and Maurice, were walking back home along an old dirt road after a long day's work in the field.
Maurice: "Willie, if you had two shiny new Cadillacs, would you give me one of 'em?"
Willie: "You're my best friend. You know I would."
They walked for another five minutes, not saying anything to each other.
Maurice: "Willie, if you had two great big ol' houses, would you give me one of 'em?"
Willie: "Maurice, you're my best friend. If I had two great big ol' houses, of course I'd give you one of 'em."
They walked along for another ten minutes in silence.
Maurice: "Willie, suppose you had two hogs. Would you give me one of 'em?"
Willie cut his eyes Maurice's way: "Sheeet man, you know I got two hogs ... "
Maurice: "Willie, if you had two shiny new Cadillacs, would you give me one of 'em?"
Willie: "You're my best friend. You know I would."
They walked for another five minutes, not saying anything to each other.
Maurice: "Willie, if you had two great big ol' houses, would you give me one of 'em?"
Willie: "Maurice, you're my best friend. If I had two great big ol' houses, of course I'd give you one of 'em."
They walked along for another ten minutes in silence.
Maurice: "Willie, suppose you had two hogs. Would you give me one of 'em?"
Willie cut his eyes Maurice's way: "Sheeet man, you know I got two hogs ... "
