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Old 04-05-2015, 01:29 PM   #1
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Arkansas and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house, 'Talking Dog For Sale. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk" he asks? 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, So, what's your story? The Lab looks up and says, Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was a puppy. I wanted to help the government, so I contacted the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be a spy. I was funny looking however as I was shaved clean from snout to tail. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered many plots and smugglers. I was awarded several medals. I got me a ***** and had several litters of puppies, and now I'm just retired.
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. Ten dollars the guy says. Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap? Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard.

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Old 08-11-2017, 01:21 PM   #2
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This is a good one! Reminds me of a politican.

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Old 08-11-2017, 01:25 PM   #3
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I like that 'Bullshitter' wasn't edited out of your post, but Shihtzu was.
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