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Old 09-28-2017, 10:46 AM   #1
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by his bedside, he whispered, eyes full of tears: "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."


(If forget if this was posted here or I saw it in an email or what. But it is funny! If posted already, sorry...)
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Old 09-28-2017, 12:02 PM   #2
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Some jokes are just funny... and that was one of them.

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Some jokes are just funny... and that was one of them.
My wife thought otherwise.

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My wife thought otherwise.
Switch the roles.
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Switch the roles.
Ohhhh....now we get the words of wisdom! I'll just rub those on my chewed *ss!!

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Ohhhh....now we get the words of wisdom! I'll just rub those on my chewed *ss!!
Sorry man, I was on VACATION!
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