After 47 years of marriage...

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Rocky

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After being married for 47 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty seven years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
 
Pedant! :)

Actually, it was 47 years ago and it was a hot 23 year old. I was cheating on my 26 year old wife! And before you bring up the disparity in the number of years of marriage, there were 47 years of Marriage and 3 years of Hell. :)
 
well thats great i am married and very happy with the results like wine you mix in things and see what comes out my results are a great wife and wonderful mother
 
I don't dare send that joke to my wife.
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