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Old 03-07-2016, 11:40 AM   #1
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OMG this is funny!

Recently Overheard Golfer/Caddy Remarks

-Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

-Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth. "

-Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now, "

-Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually. "

-Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence. "

-Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass. "

-Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf. "

-Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day. "

-Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that three shots ago. "

And the #1 best caddy comment:

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

...And People Wonder Why I Drink!

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