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Old 02-25-2014, 09:42 PM   #1
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I woman had barely started her round when she was stung by a bee. Very upset and in too much pain to continue she made her way back to the clubhouse.

On the way she met her golf instructor who said, "Done with your round already?"

"No," she said, "I got stung by a bee!"

"Where?" asked the instructor.

"Between the first and second hole," replied the woman.

"Darn," said the instructor, "you must have had your feet too far apart again!"
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Old 02-26-2014, 02:55 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHA! I'm sharing that one.
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Yep. Copy and paste that one.
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