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Old 05-06-2012, 12:54 AM   #1
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Old 05-06-2012, 04:36 PM   #2
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Hi Rocky as a senior member and seeing that the thread you posted is empty, are you trying to tell us (male young members) to SHUT UP to achieve a long marriage?


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Gypsy, it was a cut and paste. Here is the text of the joke:

An old woman is sipping wine while sitting on their patio with her husband and she says, "I love you so much. I don't know how I could ever live without you!"
Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me...talking to the wine!"
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Now that is funny Rocky.!
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Good one, Rocky!!!!
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Lol. I really like the joke, but in all honesty I thought mine interpretation wasn't bad. ( I am married 28 years and don't have much to say. LMFAO)
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A good marriage can be summed up in one simple phrase.

"Happy Wife - Happy Life"


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