An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working
in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question,
but decided that if she's old enough to ask the question, then she's old
enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out,
he proceeded to tell her all about Human reproduction and the joys
and responsibilities of intercourse.When he finished explaining, the
little girl was looking at him with mouth hanging open, eyes wide
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,
"Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in
just a couple secs."